admin | October 8, 2009
I’m having some conflicted thoughts RE: the butt on this boy. My friend says he didn’t even notice the farmer’s tan but honestly? That was the first thing I noticed. It was super distracting at first…but then I realized it wasn’t super DIStracting; it was super ATtracting. As in, attracting my eye to that butt. [...]
admin | October 8, 2009
ASHLEY RYDER'S ULTIMATE ANAL Today’s weather forecast for New York, NY suggested a high of 68 degrees with partly cloudy skies. It did not mention the GIANT STORM OF ASSES GETTING PLOWED that swept through my state. I will never trust the weather again. I will also never trust this computer again because it prevents [...]
admin | October 8, 2009
Put him in your mouth and suck him! So there’s this guy named Wolf Hudson. He works with COCKY BOYS who, as you know, are my new biggest obsession (except Jamba Juice, my GOD that stuff is good) (also except twinks, but shhh I didn’t say that out loud). Now, although he does do a [...]
admin | October 8, 2009
I don't CARE if this makes me a twinkophile…I'd have to be STRAIGHT not to be turned on. I can hardly write this post because of the great shame welling in my…body. What have I become? A washed-up sonofabitch who is attracted to twinks! This may not seem so bad to some of you, but [...]
admin | October 8, 2009
I mean, that’s the only thing I noticed about him…er… From KNOCKOUT! If you want more, you can watch Pierre Fitch and Cliff Beltane’s scene at Videoboys. If you want even more, you can buy KNOCKOUT at Studmall. If you want more than you think possible, you can take advantage of the buy-1-get-1-free sale at [...]
admin | October 8, 2009
His handwriting sucks…and so does he (but in the good way!) There are very few “twinks” that get my loins a’-burnin’. And I don’t know if the stars were in a weird alignment this week or what, but TWO instances of twinklove found themselves in my heart. Oh god. And all this week I’ve just [...]
admin | October 8, 2009
Anticipation has been building for the least, oh I don’t know, ten billion years? about the release of Savages (Satyr). I’ve made several posts about it: The Studmuffin Goes All Out…Satyr-Style Satyrs Gone Wild! SAVAGES Trailer from Satyr Films. Holy Shit. Then we’ve had more posts from both BennyMorecock and INeedGayPornBlog. At last! It is [...]
admin | October 8, 2009
First, as an aside: I just got a Facebook! Ugh, I know, so behind the times. Friend me please! I’m, of course, Brian Ritz. I don’t have the direct link to my Facebook, though. I also have a Twitter: studmuffinblog . Love me! Thanks to a fair amount of dick sucking (in a manner similar [...]
admin | October 8, 2009
I couldn't make this shit up if I tried. It seems to be a sign from the Good Lord Above Hallelujah Amen Pass The Plate Again that I’m meant to do a sexposé on piss. Seeing as I just did a post on the cumming-soon Bareback Piss Factory, and apparently my dear readers want a [...]
admin | October 8, 2009
Hey Pornsters, So I have a confession…. I LOVE WATERSPORTS. Piss, jizz, golden showers, cum, cum with piss, pissing on twinks, pissing in mouths, public urination, pissing my cum away…. ALL OF IT. (coincidentally, I like water parks as well)… Well, Studmall has produced a few well-known amateur watersports DVDs over the years: Got Piss?, [...]
