Tube-Top Trailer-Trash Tuesday |

| April 27, 2010

Woo-hoo! Put down your PBR and stub out that cigarette, pull your mullet back into a ponytail and get ready for the second installment of TubeTopTrailerTrash Tuesday! From hotbtmfcktoy – some serious ass play! And a good ol’ fashioned wrestlers orgy from sixtyeightplus1: ADDITIONALLY: …because where else are you gonna find this kind of deal? [...]

MODEL MONDAY | Jose Saenz

| April 27, 2010

I’ve got this thing for guys with dark hair and dark eyes. Usually in my case they’re Jews or Italians. In this case, however, they’re  Jose Saenz. Although he’s only 20 years old, he looks timeless and ageless…and perfect. Jesus. Goosebumps. Happy. Fucking. Monday. Images via Next Hottest Model.

SUCK IT SATURDAY

| April 27, 2010

I know, I know. The weekend is the small amount of time you have during your life when you can relax, watch Grey’s Anatomy, and find hot guys at Studmuffin. Unfortunately, the same is true for me. What I mean to say is, weekends are kind of a downtime here in SMB land. You can: [...]

PATRICK KENNEDY fucks CHRIS PORTER

| April 27, 2010

And now, a special [unexpected] treat from Dominic Ford! Patrick Kennedy fucking Chris Porter, who I absolutely love. I met him in Phoenix and can attest to the fact that he is just as hot in person. He and Phillip Ashton are also what I like to call bosom buddies. Here’s a semi-unrelated pic of [...]

FUCKING FANTASTIC FILM FRIDAY | Fuck the Hell Out of Me

| April 27, 2010

It is with great pride and a greater erection that I announce this week’s FFFF. Although Fuck the Hell Out of Me has not yet been released, I’m so awesome that I’ve already seen it. The pros to working in porn, y’all. Anyway, I can guarantee you that this is one not to be missed. [...]

THICK DICK THURSDAY | Matt Hughes/Danny D

| April 27, 2010

Welcome back to the second installment of Thick Dick Thursday. Today’s featured thick dick belongs to penis superstar Matt Hughes, star of 11″ Fuck Stud. If ever there was a surprisingly large dick, it belongs to Mr. Hughes. Matt is skinny as can be, freckled and still a bit boyish, but beneath his scally knickers [...]

TUBE-top TRAILER-trash TUESDAY | Fuck the Hell Out of Me

| April 27, 2010

Tube Top Trailer Trash Tuesday is not nearly as reminiscent of my hometown in South Carolina as it seems. I thought it was a clever way to combine “Tube” and “Trailer” into one alliterative day! By which I mean: TTTT will be a day of video! Either a super-hot amateur video from a tube site, [...]

MODEL MONDAY | ZAK SCHLEGEL

| April 27, 2010

Today I’ll be presenting yet another new feature of SMB: Model Monday, a day for simply beautiful men in beautiful photographs. This will be a haven from the pixelated work of amateurs or achingly airbrushed photos or tiny stills from videos. On Model Monday, expect several pictures of a Really Hot Guy photographed by a [...]

“SUCK IT” SATURDAY

| April 27, 2010

I know, I know. The weekend is the small amount of time you have during your life when you can relax, watch Grey’s Anatomy, and find hot guys at Studmuffin. Unfortunately, the same is true for me. What I mean to say is, weekends are gonna be kind of a downtime here in SMB land. [...]

FUCKING FANTASTIC FILM FRIDAY | FUCKED AND PISSED

| April 27, 2010

Fucking Fantastic Film Friday: Fucked & Pissed Welcome, welcome, to the rebirth of FUCKING FANTASTIC FILM FRIDAY. The winner of this week’s title is: Young Bastards’ Fucked & Pissed. Here’s a trailer to pique your interest: If you’re hard interested, there are many pictures and scene descriptions ATJ: Scene 1: Brett Cruz & Kai Carter [...]