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Posted By on October 8, 2009

ASHLEY RYDERS ULTIMATE ANAL

ASHLEY RYDER'S ULTIMATE ANAL

Today’s weather forecast for New York, NY suggested a high of 68 degrees with partly cloudy skies. It did not mention the GIANT STORM OF ASSES GETTING PLOWED that swept through my state.  I will never trust the weather again. I will also never trust this computer again because it prevents me from uploading my ~super cool~ Photoshopped pics. Instead, I must direct you elsewhere for your porn fix for the day. Luckily, both Benny Morecock and Hugo Harley have pretty kickass posts today (on Ashley Ryder’s Ultimate Anal and Christian: 24 Cocks in 24 Hours , respectively), and that should satiate you until your next Brian Ritz original.

Ashley Ryder’s Ultimate Anal from Bulldog XXX:

Ill admit, when I first saw this I thought the dildo was just a massively engorged cock.

I'll admit, when I first saw this I thought the dildo was just a massively engorged cock.

Christian: 24 Cocks in 24 Hours from Treasure Island Media

The back cover seems more provocative. To me, at least.

The back cover seems more provocative. To me, at least.

You’ll see why I wish I had brought my umbrella along with me today…the jizz flying everywhere throughout the blogosphere is enough to satisfy even the most cum-hungry bottom. OR IS IT…

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