Sebastian Young & Gamon Walker

| August 11, 2010

Apologies for my sabbatical of sorts, dear readers. I was in the great cornfields of Iowa and the mountains of Virginia. However, I’m back for the foreseeable future and decided to bust back in with a bang: a Sebastian Young-sized bang. This is one of my favorite classic Cocky Boys scenes, featuring supermega Studmuffin hunk [...]

Cruising for Cock

| August 11, 2010

I’ve never really understood the phenomenon of “cruising.” From what my friends tell me, it’s when you use something like Grindr or just old-fashionedly go out in search of one thing and one thing alone: the holy grail dick. My knowledge of cruising was furthered also by the new release from Hung Ladz, Cruising for [...]

Sports are for Fags

| August 11, 2010

Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve got ourselves a Serious Problem. The Gay Epidemic is sweeping into even the manliest of arenas (pun intended): sports. Don’t believe me? HuffPo did a documentation on the phenomenon. You can see all the images of straight athletes engaging in gay sex acts here. Ugh. We must shut down this epidemic [...]

Robert Long Fucks Alexy Tyler

| August 11, 2010

I know I’m a huge Cocky Boys nerd. I just can’t help it. And really, CAN YOU BLAME ME? ^^ My beautifully written description of this scene: Two tan, tattooed hunks are playing horseshoes in their backyard when they decide to make things interesting. “Winner gets a blowjob,” Robert says. Alexy “loses,” but is getting [...]

Eric Chase Fucks Marc Sterling

| August 11, 2010

So here’s something I never do – shoot a scene somebody else planned. But this one was just too good to pass up. Marc Sterling and Eric Chase were in LA to shoot a scene for a DVD company, when the DVD guys cancelled the shoot and refused to pay the models (some of the [...]

Used and Abused 3: Monster Cocks Going Deep

| August 11, 2010

Y’all know what a fan I am of the Used and Abused series. Here’s proof: Link to all my posts about Used and Abused. So imagine my delight when I saw the cover of Used and Abused 3: a veritable fucken Coke can! That’s what I call a monster cock. OH! And brief aside…I am [...]

The Milk Has Gone Bad!

| August 11, 2010

You know what I always say: there’s no sense crying over spilled milk. Actually I never say that but go with me on this one. The latest from Haze Him, my personal favorite fratboy hazing website [again: as an NYU student I really never knew fratboys...just gay boys and Asians], has possibly the fucking worst [...]

Whatever Wednesday | Dayton O’Conner and Phenix Saint

| August 11, 2010

It’s no secret that Phenix Saint is one of my all-time biggest porn star crushes. I just did a Tube Top Trailer Trash Tuesday featuring him and he’s a fucking Cocky Boy, for christ’s sake*! He’s definitely beefing up (as is evidenced by the photos below) but I’m not sure what to think. I liked [...]

Thick Dick Thursday | An Assload of Bel Ami Cock

| August 11, 2010

Today I feature not just one thick dick, but TWENTY-SEVEN BEL AMI COCKS involved in THE BIGGEST CIRCLE JERK EVER! This enormous jerk off scene features lots of heavy interaction between the models as they kiss and help each other jerk off to completion.   To capture all this for the cameras BelAmi used two [...]

Fucking Fantastic Film Friday | Jock Park

| August 11, 2010

The Peaceable Lake Sports Rehabilitation Center is a retreat located deep in the Catskills. Baseball player Chad (BRYAN SLATER) is taking a piss in the woods when one of the local horndogs (SPIKE) appears and watches. The two men compare dicks and before long Chad is on a pond side deck, sliding straight into the [...]